matchless:

*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*

(Source: matchless)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore